Yes and No ONLY

I found this on Hubmans Blog and decided to steel it.

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks.

Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do. . . Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, and type in your answers

Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn’t like? YES
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Ran a red light? YES
Been suspended from school? No
Experienced love at first sight? Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? yes
Been fired from a job? no
Fired somebody? YES
Sang karaoke? No
Pointed a gun at someone? no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? YES
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? YES
Kissed in the rain? YES
Had a close brush with death (your own)? no
Seen someone die? YES
Played spin-the-bottle? YES
Smoked a cigar? No
Sat on a rooftop? YES
Smuggled something into another country? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
Broken a bone? no
Skipped school? YES
Eaten a bug? YES
Sleepwalked? No
Walked a moonlit beach? YES
Rode a motorcycle? YES
Dumped someone? YES
Lied to avoid a ticket? YES
Ridden in a helicopter? YES
Shaved your head? No
Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? YES
Eaten snake? No
Marched/Protested? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Puked on amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? No
Been in a band? No
Been on TV? no
Shot a gun? YES
Skinny-dipped? yes
Gave someone stitches? no
Ridden a surfboard? No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? YES
Had surgery? YES
Streaked? No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? No
Passed out when not drinking? No
Peed on a bush? no
Donated Blood? YES
Grabbed electric fence? YES
Eaten alligator meat? No
Killed an animal when not hunting? YES
Peed your pants in public? No
Snuck into a movie without paying? No
Written graffiti? No
Still love someone you shouldn’t? yes
Been in handcuffs? No

Believe in love? YES
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES

Ahhh that was fun. Try it out!

TMI Tuesday #197 - Nonsexual Edition

1. The three words that best describe you are flirty, _fun, and outgoing.

2. The three words that best describe your life are calm, quiet, and routine.

3. Your three guilty pleasures are _chocolate, pasta , and _ice cream.

4. The three places you would like to visit before you die are _Paris, Hawaii again, and _Just the whole US.

5. The three things you would like to do before you die are _find real happiness, Win Megabucks, and see my kids financially secure.

Work talk-funny stuff!?!?!

So my maintenance man brings me my sheet on the rentals.
It states mileage, fuel level and condition it was left.
Well I have some students who rent two of my minivans weekly and bring them back on the weekends so I can use for other renters.
I asked that they make sure they are clean and refueled (I supply the gas card to them) when they return them.
My list this am stated one had a 1/4 tank and both were DIRTY. A bottle with tobacco spit in it was left behind.
I emailed the coach to let him know this can't happen.(lucky they were not rented out this weekend)
The students said oh no we left them tidy.
Well the students picked up their vans again this afternoon. Coach calls me to tell me that vans were clean. I don't know if my guy had time to clean or not and he had already left for the day.
The coach has decided that his students must have left the vans unlocked, then someone must have decided to use the vans in the parking lot as a place to party and left them trashed!
Are you serious?!?!?!

Just a story for fun

Life is Blah. I post my damn gardens.
So I have decided today to go to fantasy land after reading Hubman I have been inspired. Although he has a better chance of his coming true!

He needed to come to the office so I could show him how to run the program.
Oh that smile melts me every time.
I have him sit in my chair and instruct him to do as I ask. Click this, now that, you need to put in the info here and so on.
I say, I need you to learn this so you won't need me each time.
Thought to self, I hope you don't learn it easily.
I kneel next to him. We're not alone in the office. But pretty well hidden behind my partition.
I'm trying to show him how to get to the program. He leans over and whispers in my ear.
Can I please touch you. I grin, please do! He slowly runs his hand over my breast. Resting his fingers on my erect nipple and pinching it slightly.
I keep talking and showing him the steps he needs to take.
Suddenly I feel a moan come up in my throat. I cover my mouth with my hand.
He grins and stops.
I rest my hand on his leg as I talk to him.
I'm still on my knees. I can see that just the thought of my mouth taking all of him is getting him aroused. He slides my hand to him and I get a hand full him becoming hard.
My fellow employee leaves. I look at the clock and realize it's her lunch hour. We are alone, behind a locked door........
He quickly pulls me to my feet and flips my skirt above my hips.
Pulling my panties down to my knees.
I feel his fingers slide into me gently at first than harder and faster.
I'm thrusting my hips to him. I moan with an orgasm.
I hear the zipper of his jeans. I turn and eagerly take him in my mouth. His hands on my head, fingers tangling in my hair thrusting hard and fast. Trying to muffle his own moan as he fills my mouth with his hot gush.
Mmmm pulling up my panties I turn and he says.
I don't think I understand this program I will need to come back a few times for you help.
Please do I say as he walks out, and turns and gives that smile.

Pushing them away

I don't know why but I have decided today to push all the "flirts" away.
Could be the email conversation I had with "new guy" really not so new.
The story started out as just that a story, a fairly tail.
I realized as I wrote it was about someone. He started here over a year ago.
What happened between us NOTHING.
He led me on for a very long time. And just stopped dropping by one day.
The last month or so I started hearing some pretty ugly rumors about him.
Decided to confront him. He left his wife for another girl (reconnected when he moved back to the area)
But I also heard he was banging someone within the college.
He begged me to believe him about that not being true.
I do-as he told me he did in fact leave the wife. Gave details as to why-and yes he does or did have a girlfriend. Don't really know what the case may be there now?
Another guy (been coming in for years)who loves to flirt with me came in last week and decided to flirt with my fellow employee so I decided to back off and let him have his fun. Told him to not let me stand in his way. He's freaking out. But, but,,,,,,What ever!
Well he told me about yet another one who is flirty with me. I guess this one has girls all over campus.
Go for it! I confronted him today too. "How's Kelly" I ask.
Hmmm he stopped talking to me. Good.
I have decided life is better not talking to any of these guys.
I just don't want to play their childish games. Honestly I guess I'm not better.
I flirt cause I like their attention.
I'm turning over leaf.

The fears of getting caught.......

......Isn't as great as my argue to write.

It's the first time I have ever seen him. He's new to the area. Being brought around to be introduced to all the different depts he will be in touch with.

The minute our hands touched in a greeting "nice to meet you" the sparks flew.

His green eyes looked they were crackling flames.

Wow! I didn't expect this??

The rest of the day I can't get him off my mind.

What was that tingle he sent through my veins?

Why did that look into his eyes make me shiver?

The only question was when would I see him again?

Why I'm I thinking like this. It was probably just me feeling something.

I the day ended I went home and tried to sleep but his eyes kept coming back into my head.

I decided I wouldn't get any work done if I allowed this to keep me distracted.

I settled in got right to answering emails and confirming requests for rentals.

Around 10am there is a knock at the door. Drawn from my deep concentration I look up to see who was let in.

I feel my face flush red, as he smiles at me.

How are you he asks? Feeling totally knocked off guard I managed to squeak out a "I'm fine thank you and you?"

"Better now" he says with a this smile that was all for me!!!!

Ok so what I thought was a pipe dream yesterday wasn't.

My heart is now pounding out of my chest.

Where is this going to go?