Friday, November 18, 2011

Friday fill in's

I know I have become very BORING! we go!

1. As you can see _I have not posted any pics lately____.

2. _maybe ____ soon!

3. I love to buy _new undies ____.

4. _this blog is a _ gift(s).

5. What's up with _the fact I don't wanta be naughty out here____.

6. They can give me an O.......____ fingertips.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _having an evening at home ALONE!_headed to a craft fair___, tomorrow my plans include _spending money__ and Sunday, I want to _relax____!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Friday fill ins

Friday Fill-Ins!
1. Turkey is _a great part of a Thanksgiving meal____.
2. _Love my Pumpkin____ pie.
3. On and on and on we go _bitching about my job sadly I have lost my followers because of this____.
4. The last time I saw _him was over a year ago, but boy it was great sex____.
5. Can you believe _I had sex with someone I met on here, in blog world twice!____.
6. I need a _a big O or two or three____.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to having a drink with an old friend_____, tomorrow my plans include _Going to a @ home America party____ and Sunday, I want to _Sleep all day or hubs will be in the woods I might play____!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

My life in a nut shell-An email from a long time lover

This email was over the course of a week...

HIM: Good morning beautiful, I haven't heard from you in a few days. I'm guessing you're busy, as I am. Just wanted to touch base. (and your big beautiful tits!)I hope you're well.XOXOXO!

ME: Hi yes been crazy busy. I like it makes time fly. But exhausted.
How are you?

HIM: I'm doing well. I was beginning to think you where upset with me.
I haven't gotten a pic in quite a while. I miss them :-(. And you :-)

ME: Sorry work has been really busy. Home life has changed. I spent 3 hours cleaning on Saturday as Hubs said twice last week the house was a mess. (later he tells me just the mail sitting on the counter bugged him) Never said a word about how good the house looked when he got home.
I took a bath last night after he came in the house he was in his work shop cleaning all afternoon.
He sat with me while i bathed i hinted I still had NOT started my monthly. Stand naked and dried off. He never TOUCHED me once.
What to hell is wrong with me, him, us?
Damn it's starting to hurt

HIM: I can see nothing at all wrong with you. (of course it's been a while since I've seen you)
So I'm guessing he has some issue. Let me say that as I've gotten older, I've gotten less interested in sex. I don't even beat off as much as I use to. I'm not defending him. I'm only saying that it sounds like he cares deeply for you. But not so much for sex!! I do know that if I where to sit and watch you in the bath. I'd be stroking myself. Teasing you. And enjoying the view.
Then after, I'd carefully and slowly dry you off and lead you to the bedroom. Where I'd spend at least an hour bringing you from one level of pleasure to the next. But that's me ;-)

ME: I sometimes tell myself sex means nothing....but other times I NEED it! Damn I have options I have toys....I have men who want me....I just don't wanta play around anymore. With you yes! With the rest not really....Sad

I had last night from one who tells me he loves me. He just had a baby with his girl friend I tell myself NO! It's wrong.

I had an email from one this am who knows I have a weekly meeting every Tuesday after work he wants to catch some head before my meeting......

OHHHHH I don't know what to do anymore?!?!?!?!

Friday, November 4, 2011

Friday fills we go!

1. In November, I most look forward to _Thanksgivng and family gathering____.

2. _TGIF____...phew!

3. It's right there, in the _panties____.

4. _Reading w/a glass of wine gives me____ peace of mind.

5. Water 48oz a day_Helps flush ya out!____.

6. _You'll take someones eye out with that!_is what my grandmother used to say!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _my glass of wine and book____,

tomorrow my plans include _________to bake and apple pie and go to dinner with my very

good friends_____ and Sunday, I want to _HAVE TO go to church with mom and maybe catcha

nap in the afternoon____!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Oh ok.....

.....Thanks to Hubman I feel better and he doesn't even know he's the reason. I just went and checked out his blog and found some very sexy hot pics. Love checking him out. YUM!
Thank you Hubman!

Yup! I'm gonna BITCH!

Seems I'm the only one who can cover another office (toolcrib)
She is going to lunch at 12pm (my day to cover her lunch)
Then at 2pm she is going to go give blood. So again I have to cover her.
After a number of emails back and forth each one I CC'ed my boss as last time she came out and screamed at me in front of the whole office.
I guess the toolcrib lady told my boss I was too busy to cover her!??!!?? WTF??? So this time I made sure she was cc'ed....Get this MY BOSS emails me and tells me she is only seeing my email.
I told her I can see all of it, she emails back and says "Oh guess I should have scrolled down"....DUH? This my friends (the few who read my grips) is my boss who makes twice what I make!!! OMG!!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

now for some mathematical humor.....

I'm sure most of you have seen this but just a fun tidbit for people like me whom are feeling pissy about their jobs.


*This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. * *It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this:**

What Makes **100%**?

What does it mean to give **MORE** than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these


Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: **
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K** **
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = **98%**

And **

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E **
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = **96% **

But ,**
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E **
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = **100% **

And,** **

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T **
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = **103%** **

AND, look how far **ass kissing** will take you. **
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G **
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = **118%** **

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while **Hard work** *
*and**Knowledge** will get you close, and**Attitude** **will get you there.
*Its the** **Bullshit** **and** **Ass Kissing** that will put you over the
*Now you know why some people are where they are!*