now for some mathematical humor.....

I'm sure most of you have seen this but just a fun tidbit for people like me whom are feeling pissy about their jobs.

ONE OF THE BEST MOTIVATIONAL MATH-ENGLISH-NUMEROLOGY EXAMPLES EVER!!!!*

*Mathematics:*
*This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs.
experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. * *It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this:**

What Makes **100%**?

What does it mean to give **MORE** than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: **
**
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K** **
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = **98%**

And **

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E **
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = **96% **

But ,**
**
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E **
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = **100% **

And,** **

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T **
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = **103%** **

AND, look how far **ass kissing** will take you. **
**
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G **
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = **118%** **

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while **Hard work** *
*and**Knowledge** will get you close, and**Attitude** **will get you there.
*
*Its the** **Bullshit** **and** **Ass Kissing** that will put you over the
top.*
*Now you know why some people are where they are!*