now for some mathematical humor.....

I'm sure most of you have seen this but just a fun tidbit for people like me whom are feeling pissy about their jobs.

ONE OF THE BEST MOTIVATIONAL MATH-ENGLISH-NUMEROLOGY EXAMPLES EVER!!!!*

*Mathematics:*
*This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs.
experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. * *It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint.. and it goes like this:**

What Makes **100%**?

What does it mean to give **MORE** than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: **
**
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K** **
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = **98%**

And **

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E **
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = **96% **

But ,**
**
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E **
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = **100% **

And,** **

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T **
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = **103%** **

AND, look how far **ass kissing** will take you. **
**
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G **
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = **118%** **

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while **Hard work** *
*and**Knowledge** will get you close, and**Attitude** **will get you there.
*
*Its the** **Bullshit** **and** **Ass Kissing** that will put you over the
top.*
*Now you know why some people are where they are!*

Happy Monday!!!!

Yet another day at a job I paste on a smile and come to.
I think I need a break. I need to travel and check out the world.
Or just a day or two. To run off some where and sit and read or shop.
Camping season is over so that escape is no longer.
Poor me feeling sorry for myself. Hopefully I will get out of this slump soon.
Cause until I do I'm not gonna be much fun to read.
Unless I decide to come out here and start writing dirty stories.
Some may be true some maybe made up fantasies
til next time

Friday fills

And...here we go!
1. Old me would __go nuts out here___; new me would _is going to try to be good____.
2. _time to start____ taking responsibility.
3. So...in a way _things are good____.
4. _who cares____ right?
5. The big difference __is this new office ___.
6. not at work_____ makes me happy.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _Bacon chicken ranch pizza____, tomorrow my plans include _going to the mall with my daughter____ and Sunday, I want to go go to Keene, eat at Olive garden for lunch and go to Sears to buy tights._10 years with hubs this last Thursday this will be our date____!
Pretty exciting huh? LOL

I decided to come back....

Not sure how long I will stay and I'm sure what I have to say will bore you....
Sadly I have been in my office for almost two years. I HATE it.
So rather then open my mouth and say anything to the back stabbing bitches I work with I will start writing it out here...
I will try and play along with the fun the TGIF's and such if they are still out here....
We'll see.....
OXOXOXO