Saturday, February 28, 2009

Time of a new stroy

I promised someone I would write a new story....

Hmmm, need some time to get it good.

Wanted to have some phone sex this am, but mom called and was stopping by with dad.
Haven't seen dad since this summer.
For those of you who have been with me for some time, you know dad has just recently come back into my life after 17 years.
Had to take him over phone sex, even though I will get to see him again tonight as we're all going to the same retirement party.

And now my brain is on staining broads for the new kitchen, sanding and vanishing.

Come back soon hoping to have a good story. In a car with the sound of trains roaring down the tracks.

I lost a blogger friend. I'm sorry.....

Friday, February 13, 2009

Vacation, if you can call it that...

Gonna be home all next week with hubby.
Gutting the old kitchen and putting in a new one!
Yippee!
We're doing all the work. Going to be some long days and nights.
I will be bummed as I won't get ouy here much.
I haven't been out here much this week.
Trying to tie up all the loose ends.
I think I have finally got to a point of feeling like I can leave tonight on time and feel good I got everything done!
Happy week to you all.
I hope to post pic's when all is done!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

May be an older post


Secret Desires did a post and it made me think of this poem I found in a magazine.
I keep it, to remind myself that I don't have to have the perfect perky boobs and skinny ass, to be desirable. By the way Secret you are very beautiful.
My butt is big and round
Like the letter C
And ten thousand lunges have made it rounder.
But no smaller and that’s just fine.
It’s a space heater for my side of the bed.
It’s my Ambassador to those
who walk behind me.
It’s a border collie that herds skinny
Women away from the best deals at
Clothing sales.
My butt is big and that’s just fine
and those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Sex Talk Meme (Firsts)

Rules to Isabella's Naughty Meme of Firsts:

1. Please post these at the beginning of your meme.
2. Please include a link to Sex Talk For Men.
3. Please include as many sordid details in your answers as possible -- if you haven't got any, make them up!
4. Tag 3 people.

1. First French kiss?
I think I was 14. It was in my cousins bedroom don't really remember it being all that good. Don't even remember the guys name.

2. First boyfriend/girlfriend.
First boyfriend? Hmmmm. Lets see. I thought he was my boyfriend. Found out years later he was doinking my sister. I wouldn't would give it up. She's 4 years older. We grew up in the country not many farm boys to go around had to share I guess.

3. First type.
The farm boy! Nothing like that farmers tan. Oh ok. That's all I had for choices.
I would come to what I called "the city" to visit my cousin and these guys she would try to hook me up with were all jocks. They didn't care for the unpolished farm girl.

4. First time you had sex.
It was awful. I will never forget as long as I live. His name was Howie! Yeah Howie. Don't forget I was a farm girl.
I have my sister to blame for this. I was at her house which was less than a mile from my house. I was 15 she was 19 living with her boyfriend. Well Howie came for visit and my sister invited him to stay the night with me.
At bed time she tossed out a condom and said have fun. Well he did! I hated it. Hurt like hell and it was all about him. I remember him pumping so hard he pushed me up the wall. NASTY!

5. First celebrity crush.
David Cassidy!

6. First sexual fantasy.
I want to squirt, I want to be thrown gently of course up against a wall. Hands held over my head and have a guy grab my leg pulling it up onto his hip and finger me until I squirt all over the place. I don't it to stop there. I want him to fuck me hard and fast. Like it's the first and last time we'll be together. I want him to grab my hair and pull me down to his cock and show me just what he wants me to do. Driver his cock deep in my throat until he cums. Yeah! That's mine.

7. First person you fell in love with.

Eric, I honestly thought I would marry him. Again my sister had a part in this. I went to visit her. New town years after the first one. And she invited the farmhand to dinner. He worked with her hubby. He came over for pizza. I was 21 he was 26. Didn't know at that time he was a virgin. We dated for a couple of years. He was beautiful. Turned out to be a logger. Strong beautiful guy. I still think of him.

8. First proper sex toy.

It was with my second hubby he bought a double headed dildo. I still have it still use it. But I would have to say my favorite is still the silver bullet I got for Christmas from a male fellow employee. yup you read that right....

9. First porn video.
How about a porn movie? We had midnight movies back in the day. Met this guy when I was 19 he was cutting trees along the road. I hooked up with him had wild sex in the woods. He took me to the XXX movie. Tried to get me to jack him off in the theater. No. I didn't

10. First sexy lingerie item/sexy briefs owned.

For my honeymoon a purple little number that fasten at the crotch. Silk & lace.


11. First time giving oral.

I believe it was with Rusty. We would go camping under the stars in the family apple orchard. My mom married his grandfather. Didn't swallow back then.

12. First time getting oral.

I don't remember Rusty even going down om me. I would have to say it was the tree guy. He taught me a lot about sex. All though I was 26 before I had my first orgasm.


13. First one night stand.

If you went out with the guy a few times and after many dates you have sex. But only the one time. Does that count?


14. First dirty book/dirty mag read.

My cousin R used to keep them under his bed. He would share. I used to love to read the story. Get myself all worked up and no one to help my out.

Thanks smile I enjoyed that.

So I think I will pick:

Siranneals

Mike

Autumn

Secret Desires

Breezes through the grass



Saturday, February 7, 2009

Nothing

I have nothing......
Hard to believe there is nothing going on in this brain today.
Well there is something. BUT I don't want to talk about it. I'm not going to whine this time.

I know! I will tell you how after almost 10 years we are finally going to gut my NASTY kitchen and rebuild! YIPPEE!


I will try and post some before and after pic's, pretty embarrassed about the before.
This will be the week of Feb 16th. Hubby and I do it all ourselves. So I won't see much you (if at all) that week. It will be some very long days. We'll be together 24/7. Good thing we get along.
We have managed to do every room in our early 1900, 9 room house without fighting.
Well not every room, still have a room the daughter and boyfriend are using, adjacent to her bed room as the living room.
Is it Jan yet? They are moving out in Jan.....OH they didn't say what Jan. Snicker snicker.
I okay with it. Hubby's getting a bit strained. Puts strain on us................

Hey how about that I found something in that mess behind my eyes.
NO! I'm not whining about the strain to the marriage.
Just stating a fact.

Okay time to get something done now.
Later.

Friday, February 6, 2009

TGIF

I have had a nasty cold all week.
Well it's Friday I'm feeling better.
Problem is I can't shut my mouth today.
The smart ass remarks are running out.
No stopping them. Stop it SPIN!
Someone help me!

We have a big meeting Monday at 2:30 to 4:00pm.
Headed to the chopping block.
Been down this road once before many years ago.
My boss was nice enough to tell me to jump ship before hand.
I few months later the whole place closed down and everyone was out of job.
I went to banking. Had a job before I got laid off. Thanks Mr boss man.
No one is talking with one........

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Cold Is A Relative Thing......

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Vermont plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Vermont sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Vermont drive with the windows down..

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Vermont throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Vermont have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Vermonters close the windows.

ZERO:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Vermont get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Vermont are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Vermont let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Vermonters get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops ..
People in Vermont start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Vermont public schools will open 2 hours late

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

TMI Tuesday #172




1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?

Lots, Let me know what you want without using words. Show me with you lips, hands and everything else

2. What do you think there is a appropriate amount of time for a divorce parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?

Good question? I think it depends on the children. How stable they are at the time.

3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?

Experimentation, would love for new things. Don't want the sex to get stale.

4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?

Wanting it. Show me you really want to be kissing me. Make it like the first time everytime.
Look into my eyes. Soft tongue. Not wet sloppy hate that!

5. Describe your sex life in two words.

Stale, well it's ok. Could use some spicing up